I’m starting to second-guess saying anything anymore because I can see the pity in your eye’s when you look at me, and its slowly killing me.
shit,…… that’s deep.
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my wish always comes true after reblogging, still can’t believe it.
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does anyone else find it absolutely pathetic that a computer program can recognize this, but some humans can’t?
I’ll reblog this every time I see it.
this is actually quite beautiful.
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showed this to my mother and got a five minute lecture….
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Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
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Watching Charlie the Unicorn truly makes you forget anything life throws at you.
So I’m in the family office, and my Dad is in the living room, watching tv. My Mom walks in, wearing pajamas, and tells him(its like 9 pm) that since he was planning to visit his brother, he should just go now. Apparently, Mom had planned a date with Dad tonight but then canceled. So she decided, ‘Hey, why don’t I go yell and annoy Daddy so that he’ll yell?’ So my Dad says,‘Why don’t you just go take your medicine? It’s obvious why she wrote you a prescription.’ This went on for about five minutes until my mom just went back to bed…….. This is my life.